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Put One Finger Down If You’re Still Waiting For Days to Cash Out Crypto

There’s a game we all know: put one finger down if…. It is actually pretty simple. You begin with all ten fingers up. One by one, they fall. It’s playful, but in the crypto world, it can be painfully revealing. So let’s try it. Put one finger down if you’ve ever sold a stablecoin on a Monday and waited until Thursday, or Friday, or some unknown day, for your cash bank alert to arrive. Another finger down, if you’ve stared at “transaction processing” long enough to start coming up with your own ideas of being an app founder. Another finger down if you’ve tried to explain to your mother, or your friend, or yourself, with pain in your voice, why your money, your own money, has not yet come home to you. By now, your hand has probably curled into a fist. And maybe that fist feels like anger. Or maybe it feels like resignation, like ‘I can’t come and kee myself’ Because in big 2025, when cars are driving themselves, when packages cross oceans faster than letters once crossed towns, it should be embarrassing that the one thing meant to move the fastest, money, still takes time. You know this already. You have lived the waiting. You have felt the small indignities of delay. And yet, you keep playing the game. Finger after finger, waiting for what should not take waiting But there is another story. Imagine this: you convert your crypto to cash, and before you inhale and exhale twelve times, your cash alert is there, in your phone, in the currency that you desire. That is the story DIVEST is writing. A story where you no longer measure time in days of delay. Because you deserve a plug that will not keep you waiting for something that the world is already experiencing. So, now go ahead. Put your fingers back up. Because you’ve found the one plug that keeps all your embarrasing and frustrating crypto-to-cash troubles at bay. Just think about this: CRYPTO TO CASH IN SIXTY SECONDS… It’s crazzzzyyyyyyyyy. Is that a ‘thank you?’ Yeah? Okay. You’re welcome!

Aug 29, 2025

Put One Finger Down If You’re Still Waiting For Days to Cash Out Crypto

Aug 29, 2025

Don’t Just Trade Crypto, Understand It

It is tempting, isn’t it? To skip the learning curve in crypto. Because time is often never on your side? Or cause there are others who are hitting it big with their trade? It is very tempting, isn’t it? To rely on those telegram and X (formerly Twitter) crypto gurus who post rocket emojis and type BUY NOW! in all caps. It is tempting, really, to scroll through social media platforms and take trading signals from someone whose profile picture is a DOGE emoji or something of the sorts, cause you think they’re human and nice enough to share their expertise with the rest of the world. It is tempting, especially in a world where everyone preaches ‘street smartness’ in the place of ‘conscious study’. The problem is this: You cannot outsmart what you don’t know. Because if you don’t understand why Bitcoin pumps when Jerome Powell does even something as little as sneezing, or why a sudden sell-off wipes half your portfolio in seconds, you’re basically gambling. So to help your journey as a trader, it is important that you do these, just as you would with every other important parts of your life. Ask yourself: What does market cap really tell you about a coin’s potential, beyond the hype? (And if you don’t know what MARKET CAP is, time to do some research babey!) How does leverage quietly turn your little $100 dream into a liquidation nightmare? (Don’t know what LEVERAGE and LIQUIDATION mean? We will touch on these terms in our next blog post, just stick with us.) And why do institutional flows move markets while retail traders (that’s you and me) are still busy debating and arguing over mundane things? If you can’t answer these, then my friend, you’re not “trading crypto.” You’re donating to the markets. At DIVEST, we’re not here to hype you into bad decisions. We’re not about making you click “convert to cash” only to find hidden charges playing hide and seek with your profits. The goal isn’t just to help you trade. It’s to help you think, for your money. Because when you understand the systems you’re playing in, you stop moving like a confused spectator, and start thinking like someone who knows exactly when to flip their crypto to cash without losing their money. The goal isn’t just to help you trade. It’s to help you think for your money. And honestly, thinking, especially in this crypto game, always pays better.

Aug 26, 2025

Hello Superman, What’s Your Cryptonite?

There is a special kind of silence that follows a failed crypto-to-cash transaction. It is not a peaceful type of silence. It is the silence of staring at your phone, wondering what you did wrong. Wondering which sector of your village people you offended, and what you must have done to them to make you want to suffer this much. And what makes the silence really painful is that you’re not a novice, no. You know the markets well. You know charts. You know patterns. You can spot a bull run from three tabs away. You are basically Clark Kent in the crypto streets. But when it’s time to cash out? Suddenly, you’re stuck. You’ve done it all: moved money to crypto, traded with volume, tried to cash out. But the platform you’re using? Slow, unstable, unreliable. App loading… OTP not working… “Dear user, your request is being processed.” Processed where? Heaven? That is your cryptonite. Not volatility. Not scammers. Just trying to get your own money into your own hands. At DIVEST, we looked at that exact pain point and said: “Nope.” So we built a solution that lets you convert your crypto to naira in under 60 seconds. No drama. No motivational quotes from your exchange app. Because even Superman needs to land safely sometimes. Your crypto, your terms You do crypto because you want freedom. You do crypto because you want control. You do crypto because you want our money to work harder and smarter. Which is all the reasons why, when it’s time to convert crypto to cash, or to put cash into crypto, the process should feel like a flight, not a crash landing. Divest makes it happen Divest isn’t just another app. It’s a crypto conversion platform built by people who know what it’s like to hustle in Africa. On Divest, you can: Convert cash to crypto in seconds. Convert large crypto into cash without the long delay. Send crypto to your bank account sharp-sharp. Use crypto like regular money: spend it, withdraw it, flex it because your crypto should move at the speed of life. You see, with Divest, there is no suspense, no “wait 24 hours” emails. Just straight-up, clean crypto to cash conversion. You want to convert crypto to money? Done. You want to go from money to crypto? Simple. You want your crypto to your bank account in minutes? Welcome home. This is not a crypto-to-cash conversion in theory. This is a crypto-to-cash conversion you can use. Crypto conversion you can depend on. Crypto conversion, you won’t stop talking about What’s Your Cryptonite? If your crypto app makes you wait, it’s your cryptonite. If it gives you panic attacks after every withdrawal, it’s your cryptonite. If it makes you feel like you need a PhD in blockchain to convert crypto, it’s definitely your cryptonite. But Divest? Divest is your cape.

Aug 20, 2025

Arise, O Sleeper! — After 14 years, 80,000 BTC move.

Arise, O Sleeper! — After 14 years, 80,000 BTC move. This is not an awakening from spiritual slumber; it is the resurgence of crypto titans from underground. In the early morning hours of July 4th, the blockchain was shaken. No fireworks. No press conference. Just a few blinking lights on the radar of on-chain analysts. Eight Bitcoin wallets, radio silent for fourteen years, suddenly moved. Each wallet held 10,000 BTC, untouched since April 2011. Combined, they held $8.6 billion in value. Not a satoshi had moved… until now. The world just watched as the largest movement of Satoshi-era coins in history unravelled like a ghost walking into a crowded room. On Independence Day! To understand the weight of this moment, you have to travel back to 2011 when Bitcoin was worth less than $1 and the word “blockchain” was still an inside joke. The people who bought them weren’t hedgers. They were believers. Libertarians. Misfits who probably forgot they even had coins. Others kicked buckets before they could remember. But someone remembered. And on Independence Day of 2025, all eight wallets, coordinated, clinical, and complete. No signs of panic. No dumps on exchanges. Just a deliberate sweep into new SegWit-enabled addresses: modern, efficient, and private. That alone tells you this wasn’t some lost laptop finally found in a shoebox. This was intentional. It was… strategic. Coinbase executive Conor Grogan called it “the most consequential Bitcoin move in over a decade.” He speculated that a small Bitcoin Cash transaction, spotted earlier, may have been a “test ping”, a subtle way of checking whether the private keys still worked. And then, there’s the quietest theory of all: Someone waited. On purpose. For this moment. If so, this is now one of, if not the boldest long-term financial play in modern history. Cue Jordan Belfort, the wolf of wall street. What kind of mind holds $780 in coin and doesn’t blink as it becomes $8.6 billion? The answer: a mind unconcerned with noise. What the Rise of the Sleeping Wallets Teaches Us It reminds us that crypto isn’t just technology; it is time travel. It carries memory. It preserves intention and rewards discipline. But it also reminds us of a painful contrast. The old guard of crypto had time on their side. Most of us don’t. In 2011, you needed to mine, code, and pray. In 2025, you just need access and speed. Why This Matters for You Right Now Those wallets may have waited 14 years to move. But you don’t have to wait 14 seconds to start. This is where DIVEST comes in. While the old world buried keys in shoeboxes, DIVEST lets you go from cash to crypto instantly. No delays. No long queues. No exchange overwhelm. Just seamless access to the future of money before your present catches up to it. The truth is, the next story like this may not take 14 years to unfold. It might only take 14 minutes. And you, our reader, must be prepared. Click here to download our app, and enjoy the best rates, no hidden charges crypto-to-cash conversion within 60 seconds.

Jul 10, 2025

“Crypto Traders Don’t Read” — A Lie From the Pit of Hell

“Crypto Traders Don’t Read” — A Lie From the Pit of Hell Who started this rumour? Please rest. Whoever it was has clearly never met a real Nigerian crypto person. Because let’s be honest, crypto people read everything. And we mean everything. A young crypto enthusiast watching a blockchain series and reading the book the series was adapted from. Put us in front of a K-drama or Money Heist, and watch our eyes fly across that screen. And don’t talk while we’re reading o! We’ll pause the movie and say, “Abeg, rewind. I missed that line.” Because yes, we must understand why she slapped him. Young crypto trader listening to a song while looking for the lyrics. We read lyrics, too! You think it’s just vibes in the club? Nah. That guy nodding to TML? He’s mentally editing the lyrics for Instagram captions. That babe dancing to Ayra Starr? She already read the lyrics, memorized them, and is about to drop a think piece on how empowered women make the best art. We read memes deeply. We zoom in to read the WhatsApp chat in the meme. We check the handle of the tweet it came from. We even read the watermark of the meme plug. We read trends, gist, gossip, market charts, and heartbreak tweets. No lies here. We read the market. We read people. We read our ex’s new caption like: “Wait, who’s the ‘he’ in ‘he treats me right’?” As a crypto trader, it is important to know how to spot red flags in trades, especially when you’re trying to carry out crypto-to-cash conversions. Crypto traders especially know how to read red flags, both in the market and in relationships. And if we’re being honest, some of us write too. Ever seen a crypto guy in love? He becomes Pablo Neruda. Let him get dumped? Boom! Full spoken-word poet: “My heart dumped like Ethereum in a bear market.” “Her love was a rug pull, and I didn’t even set a stop loss.” These are not unserious people. We are the readers, the watchers, the trendsetters, the analysts, the meme lords. Crypto bros and sis are the culture. But you know the one thing we don’t like to read? “Pending transaction…” “Withdrawal in progress…” “We’re processing your request. Please wait…” Nobody has that time. When we want to convert crypto to cash, we don’t want ‘stories’. We want speed. Accuracy. Zero wahala. That’s why smart crypto people use Divest. Read This Carefully: DIVEST Is The Plug if you want to convert that crypto into local currency or swap cash into crypto for your next trade. Divest lets you: Convert crypto to cash (fast) Move crypto into money (instantly) Run your crypto bank account across Africa Be that guy/girl that always has cash, not just coins So, crypto bro and sis, let them lie, we know you read because you read up till this point. Now download the DIVEST app for a better experience converting your crypto to cash.

Jul 2, 2025

Crypto Converts, Club Culture & the New Currency of Influence in Africa.

A view of what Lagos nightclubbing looked like back in the day. The big oil boys, execs, and pot-bellied politicians are somewhere in the background, controlling things. A few years ago, specifically the not-too-old Nollywood era, the guys at the center of nightlife were trust fund kids, oil boys, corporate execs, and pot-bellied politicians. Back then, every lower- or middle-class youth wanted a white-collar job so they could at least have an official car to drive to the club or cash to spend when the disco lights came on. But thank God for God, power has changed hands. The nightlife scene has changed completely, and the change is powered by a special group of people. Guess who? Crypto bros! These young, wide-eyed, I-have-big-dreams Nigerians who saw the future of money early are now shaping street culture, internet trends, and even the sounds in clubs, one digital coin at a time. This generation of ‘influencers’ built their wealth from scratch. No fanfare. No inheritance, just smartphones, crypto wallets, ‘grace’, and timing. Nightclub lifestyle in today’s Africa is powered by the young and unassuming Crypto boys and girls who never leave their phones behind. If you frequent clubs and parties often, you will hear their lingo in the background of loud DJ sets as they huddle together: “Omo, ETH just pump.” “I need to move some USDT fast.” “Guy, you get plug for crypto to naira sharp-sharp?” “I need pesin wey fit run crypto to money ASAP” These aren’t just random convos. They’re micro-transactions and investment updates being made in real-time — between shots of tequila and requests for another round of “Na Scrah”, “Laho” and “Can you hear me? Yebooooo!” How Crypto Is Driving a Cultural Shift Bitcoin: The world’s first decentralized digital currency, powering a new era of borderless, bank-free finance. What we’re seeing isn’t just about money. It’s about the birth of a new kind of influence. Crypto bros aren’t just spending lavishly; they are setting new tones. The designer clothes, the slang, the social media trends, and even the memes — crypto are becoming the backbone of Nigerian youth expression. Musicians borrow their lingo, amplify their lifestyle, and mirror their spending habits while also acknowledging the hustle it takes to make it big with digital currencies. And as more young Africans tap into digital currencies, from USDT to DOGE, they’re also rewriting what financial freedom looks like. Not just in spreadsheets, but on the dancefloor, in their communities, and across the internet. We are currently experiencing the generation of Web3 meets afrobeats, DeFi with a touch of Detty December. But Here’s the Thing: Crypto Is Only As Useful As Your Ability to Use It A corporately dressed male, crypto user at the club, anticipates the stress he is about to face because P2P is slow, and cash hasn’t dropped in his debit card. Imagine making a profit off Ethereum and not being able to pay for shawarma. Or being in Ghana and stuck with tokens when you need quick mobile money. Or imagine being in a country for vacation and you don’t have the local currency to pay the taxi guy who is already now cussing in his local dialect and looks like he has a sharp cutlass in his booth. The stress, the fear, the anxiety that this causes is where Divest quietly enters the chat. Divest instant Crypto to Cash feature announcement. With Divest, crypto bros don’t just hold digital wealth; they spend it, flip it, and access it in real time. Whether it’s USDT to Naira, Bitcoin to M-Pesa, or any crypto to African currency conversion, Divest lets you handle it fast, securely, and on your terms. No delays. No funny rates. Just seamless access to your own money, when you need it. Whether you’re at home, at the club, or in another country, Divest helps you: Convert crypto into cash instantly Get the best rates to turn crypto into money Spend your crypto cash in real life Treat your wallet like a real bank account, with control and access So yes, crypto is changing how we see money. But it’s also changing who sets the trends. And in a world where speed is power, having the right plug matters. Divest is that plug.

Jun 17, 2025

Bitcoin Network Congestion and How It Affects the Market.

Ever heard of Bitcoin network congestion? It’s like when too many cars squeeze onto a narrow road, causing a traffic jam. But instead of cars, we’re talking about transactions — lots and lots of them! What’s Bitcoin Network Congestion? Think of the Bitcoin network as a super busy highway where people send and receive Bitcoin. When there’s a sudden rush of transactions, the network can get clogged up, just like when everyone tries to leave work at the same time. That’s what we call network congestion. Why Does It Happen? Imagine this: you’re sending Bitcoin to a friend, but so are hundreds of other people at the same time. The network can only handle a certain number of transactions at once, like how many cars can fit on a road. When there are too many transactions trying to get through, things slow down, and we’ve got ourselves a traffic jam! What Does It Mean for You? Okay, so Bitcoin’s stuck in traffic — what’s the big deal? Well, for starters, your transaction might take longer to go through. This leads to higher transaction fees and lower rates for your bitcoin. But not to worry, Bitcoin network congestion is a temporary challenge that arises when the demand for transactions exceeds the network’s capacity. While it can lead to delays and increased transaction fees, it’s a problem that the Bitcoin community continues to work on addressing through various scalability solutions. As the cryptocurrency space continues to evolve, it’s essential to understand the factors that can impact the market and adapt accordingly. By staying informed and prepared, users can navigate through network congestion and other challenges with confidence. In the midst of this, Divest provides you with the best rates to convert your BTC to Naira in the shortest time possible. So what are you waiting for? Log in to your Divest account to get started!

Apr 12, 2024

How To Convert your Cash to Crypto on Divest

Let’s be honest… Converting Naira to cryptocurrencies likes USDT, or BTCcryptocurrencies ery stressful, especially with so many options and platforms available. 😩 You start wondering whether you can trust these platforms or even how easy it is to use them. 🤔 That’s where Divest comes in. We understand theses challenges , which is why we’ve developed a solution to make the process as smooth and accessible as possible. 🚀 In this guide, we’ll show you how Divest simplifies the journey of converting cash to crypto. 🎉 From your Divest Dashboard, make sure your toggle is on the “Cash to Crypto” button then click on the “Convert to crypto” button below 2. Select from the list of available assets, the crypto coin you want 3. A screen displays the estimated transaction amount. Accept the terms to proceed with your transaction. Once satisfied, input the cash equivalent you are willing to convert 4. Enter a destination wallet address — it could be any of your saved wallet addresses or a new one 5. Once you complete the step above, a transaction notice is displayed — ensure you read carefully and follow the instructions to avoid any mistake. When you finish reading, accept the terms to proceed with your transaction. 6. The cash equivalent for you to pay is displayed on the screen. Please ensure that the deposit is made from a bank account that has your name on it. If you make a deposit from a different account, the funds will not reflect! 7. Once payment has been made, click on the checkbox and the “confirm payment” button to signify. 8. Your payment will be processed and within minutes, and the wallet address you provided will receive the coins. Converting your cash to crypto has never been easier, thanks to Divest. With our user-friendly platform, and secure infrastructure, you can embark on your crypto journey with confidence and ease. So what are you waiting for? Sign up with Divest today and join the millions of individuals who are embracing the future of finance. Happy vesting! 💚

Mar 19, 2024

How to Complete KYC on your Divest Account

In the ever-evolving landscape of cryptocurrency, security is paramount. At Divest, we take the safety of your digital assets seriously, and with the relaunch of Divest, we’re introducing an essential step to fortify your account — Know Your Customer (KYC) verification. This process not only ensures a secure environment but also unlocks access to the exciting new features and assets within Divest. How to Complete Your KYC: Completing your KYC on Divest is very easy. Follow these simple steps to breeze through the KYC process directly from your Divest Dashboard: 1. Update Your Divest App Before diving into the KYC process, make sure you have the latest version of the Divest app installed on your device. Visit your app store, search for Divest, and hit that update button. Embrace the new look and enhanced features that come with our relaunch. 2. BVN Verification From your Divest Dashboard, choose to enter verification details. 3. Enter Details: Input your BVN details accurately. Remember, your Divest account name must match the first and last name on your BVN to avoid any hiccups. 4. Update Profile if Needed: Ensure your first and last name on your Divest account match your BVN. You can update this information from your “Profile tab” if necessary. 5. Phone Number Verification: Once your BVN details are successfully entered, fill in your associated phone number. 6. OTP Verification: Enter the OTP sent to your registered phone number. This step adds an extra layer of security to the verification process. 7. Identity Successfully Verified: Congratulations! Your identity has been successfully verified. You can now use your Divest account without any restrictions, receiving cryptocurrencies safely. Please note that completing your KYC does NOT change your wallet address. Act Now, Trade Securely: Don’t let your account miss out on the enhanced security and seamless experience that completing KYC provides. Your trust in Divest is paramount, and we’re here to ensure your crypto journey is not only exciting but secure. Completing your KYC on Divest 2.0 is a proactive step towards ensuring the security of your account. We appreciate your commitment to a safe and thriving crypto community. Thank you for being an integral part of the Divest community. Your commitment to securing your account is a testament to our shared vision of a safe and vibrant crypto ecosystem.

Dec 4, 2023

Hi, Welcome to Divest!

So you’ve probably heard about us (or not 😪) and thought, “these Divest guys, what are they all about?”. Well, in this (not so 😉) short article, we’ll be introducing ourselves! What is Divest? Divest is a trusted crypto off-ramping platform. It is the easiest way to convert your cryptocurrencies (BTC and USDT) to cash (Naira). Divest simplifies the process of transferring funds. With just a few clicks, you can initiate a transaction and witness the power of instant USDT/BTC to Naira conversion. What cryptocurrencies do you support ? Divest currently supports Bitcoin (BTC) and USDT How does Divest work? When you sign up on Divest, you get a unique wallet ID automatically attached to your account. You can send your cryptocurrencies to this wallet ID and share with crypto users all over the world. Every time someone sends USDT or BTC to this wallet address, you receive the equivalent Naira value straight into your bank account. The process is totally seamless and user-friendly and gives you full control over converting your crypto into cash. No hassle, no middle-man, no stress! How long does it take to convert crypto to cash ? Our payout time is very fast. Typically, our platform converts your crypto to cash in under 5 minutes. Any fees I should know about? Our pricing model is simple and transparent, with no hidden fees or charges. Is Divest legit Yes, Divest is legitimate. We boast of a 100% completion rate. Our platform is fully compliant with all relevant regulations, giving you peace of mind when using our service. Can I buy Crypto on Divest? No, we do not buy/sell Crypto on Divest. We just convert your already existing Crypto to Cash. Will I lose my money on Divest? Divest does not hold your money. This distinctive approach means that your funds are never stored on our platform, eliminating the risk of potential breaches or hacks. How do I start? Divest is available on Google Play store and Apple store. To get started, simply download Divest! It’s as easy as that! If I need help, who do I contact? If you encounter any challenge, you can always contact our support team. Our dedicated team is available 24/7 to assist you if you have any concerns or questions. You can reach out to our customer support team (via our chat button on the app or Instagram, or Twitter DMs). Our support team is trained to handle Divest-related concerns and can guide you through the necessary steps.

Oct 30, 2023